Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monday morning

and I'm shuffling some papers around, drinking coffee and actively ignoring the jerks in automotive. They came third in the Old Timers' hockey tournament. They beat Harry's Meat Market 3-2 in overtime for the bargain store bronze plaque and you'd think it was the Stanley Cup.

I'm creatively shuffling my papers with great concentration to block out their back slapping. If I have to rot away here, wearing nylons no less, at least I'll use the time to develop my creativity. Multi-tasking as they say. Very Donald Trump. So I am filing the customer satisfaction surveys by the numbers of syllables in the last name. That gave me three give piles of 1, 2 and 3 syllable names, and a few odd balls like Wyzokoski, who I chucked together in the pile of unpronouncables. Within each pile, I organized them by handwriting. Left slants together, bubble dots over the letter "I" in another pile, etc. The system came to be last night in a dream. Very Shirley McLean.

I thought people would be commenting on my blog by now. This getting famous thing is a lot of work.

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