I hate my life -

- but that is about to change!!!

I have a blog, just like Perez Hilton and the Spice Girls, and well, Jason's grandma, so I guess it isn´t all that cutting edge. But I need something to do at work that looks vaguely like I'm working.

OK, I have to play with the fonts fonts fonts (I'm so Douglas Coupland) and the colors colors colors and maybe a little BOLD to dress up the page. Because this is a REAL blog, a creative blog, not just some public wanking, like most of the ones I read last night. Competitive research. Most of the crap out there mumbles on about politics, or the fucking environment (please.. I'm so over global warming) or recipes. They all copy their recipes from the same source.

My blog is going to be really cool. When people catch on they will be hooked. I'm going to say witty things about my unique experience in the world. That is what is missing in cyberspace, the bittersweet reality of what people do all day. Keeping it real. Not a celebrity, not a politician, not a reality tv slut, not a born again overweight twat preaching about BBQ and Cristian rock.

Some background, for those of you who are reading along with me.

MY name is Kelly and at the moment I work in an insurance office. Being an ass kissing receptionist sucks, but I gotta pay the bills. I'm 32, single and haven't yet found a minority status to exploit. What I really am is an artist! It´s difficult to say, but its true. I am going to practice saying it.

An Artist. My medium is collage. It is a very creative medium. I love the color and the shapes. No I didn´t go to art school. I didn´t want my talent fucked up by some corporate sell out imitation oil painters. And I never got around to putting the application portfolio together. I want to be original, and to be that you have to avoid the establishment. I read Jack Kerouac.

OK, that's enough for my first blog experience. Now I have to data entry the customer satisfaction surveys. More about that later.